Amongst
the plethora of work, both historical and in popular culture, on the six wives
of Henry VIII there is relatively little on Anne of Cleves. To take everyone
back to Year 8 briefly Anne of Cleves was a German princess and Henry’s fourth
wife. Their marriage lasted seven months which was short even by Henry’s
post-1533 standards with Henry apparently refusing to consummate the marriage
owing to Anne’s resemblance to a horse. She lived out the rest of her life in
relative anonymity with the title “The King’s Beloved Sister” outliving Henry
and even his son Edward VI before dying in 1557.
History
has not been kind to Anne. She has been stuck with the horrible sobriquet “The
Flanders Mare” and a legacy of not looking like her portrait. This is hardly a
fair representation of a woman who was tasked with providing further heirs for
a king still grieving the loss of his third wife and failing to cope with his
declining mental and physical health. Henry had been somewhat cajoled into
remarrying in 1539 and, with the rest of Europe being inconveniently Catholic,
there was a growing threat of war. Hans Holbein was tasked with producing
portraits of Europe’s eligible Protestant princesses.
A
trip to the National Portrait Gallery (or a quick flick through on Google
Images) will give you a good idea of Holbein’s work. Henry had insisted that
the artist should not flatter Anne of Cleves or her sister Amalia in his
portraits. Yes, Henry was also weighing up the option of marrying Anne’s sister
and picked the one he fancied most. Here’s what Holbein produced. Maybe if he’d
finished the one of Amalia history would have been different.
Anne of Cleves
Amalia of Cleves
The
beauty of commissioning a portrait is, unless you’re going down the Oliver
Cromwell route, the artist will take a few liberties to make the subject look
their best. Henry was attracted to Anne’s portrait and Holbein’s work was
supported by the comments of his contemporaries such as Charles de Marillac,
the French Ambassador. A marriage treaty was agreed and, despite Henry’s
reservations after their first meeting, they were married on 6th
January 1540.
It’s
hard to believe that Henry refused to consummate the marriage considering his
track record. That being said the legal ramifications of a divorce, as
displayed in his bitter wrangling with Catherine of Aragon, meant that Henry
would be keen to avoid any complications were he to want out of the marriage
contract. Also the fact that he felt the need for his physician to record that
he had experienced "duas pollutiones nocturnas in somno" on their wedding night (look it up, Latin makes a lot of things sound prettier) suggest he was keen to make the lack of consummation clear. Within six months Anne had been asked to leave court and been informed of Henry's desire to remarry. The annulment was agreed on 9th July 1540.
It
is indisputable that Henry was not as attracted to Anne of Cleves in person as
he was to her portrait. For Anne to be remembered for this alone, however,
seems beyond harsh. There were more significant reasons that their marriage did
not work. Anne came from a strong Protestant family whose interpretation of
reformed religion could have become problematic in time owing to Henry effectively
being a Catholic in everything but name (although Anne did adopt Henry’s
pseudo-Anglican faith and even converted to Catholicism later in life). Anne
was also seen as dour and ill-adjusted to life in Henry’s elaborate and
indulgent court. I would argue that the main issue for Anne was that she was
not Jane Seymour. Anne was never going to be Jane Seymour and, as his subsequent
marriages showed, neither were Catherine Howard or Catherine Parr. Being
married to Henry VIII after 1537 was the matrimonial equivalent of the England
manager’s job and at least Anne of Cleves lasted longer than Sam Allardyce.
Anne
of Cleves did not live a particularly thrilling life following her divorce from
Henry VIII but to survive in England through the comparatively turbulent reigns
of Edward VI and Mary I is not to be sniffed at. Moreover, she deserves a great
deal better than being remembered for not being as attractive as her portrait.
